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Tony Hawk Gives Everyone A Birthday Present on His Birthday

Today is Tony Hawk‘a birthday , and we had no fucking idea that Vicarious Visions and Activision we’re going to drop a fucking bomb on the gaming community, but they did.



Vicarious Visions who did the remaster of Crash Bandicoot are tackling their next project with remastering the first two Tony Hawk Pro Skater games set to be released this September, and I have to tell you, my balls are tingling . I played the first Tony Hawk Pro Skater on Playstation so much back in the day it actually got me into skate boarding for a short time before I had a skateboard snap in half with one half violating my asshole and myself, but that’s not even the point. Even people who would rather get fucked by a rusty door knob than skateboard, still bought and played the tits off of this game back then. EVERYONE was playing this game.


They're adding new trick combos, the create-a-skater and create-a-park modes are returning and of course all of the classic maps and I will say, that first warehouse map from the original is as infamous as the Spencer Mansion in Resident Evil in my book. Also the good news is, the games retail price will be $39.99 same as Spyro and Crash Bandicoot were, but they’re also adding a deluxe edition for $49.99 with some extra shit that I don’t even care to research, just take my money.

PS if you want to see the trailer for the game :https://youtu.be/al6dn37qjeQ

-JB

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